when Dior and Pollack have a martini

Unfortunate. Christian Dior and I had a falling out. well, not exactly him. Apparently the self tanning creme is not holly friendly in that it calls for perfect skin and a pack of petite tan technicians to apply appropriately. so instead of being able to wear cute skirts for the muggy suffocating weather we are having in london currently, i have to cover the calves in, at a minimum, capris. well, time heals all. I suppose having several glasses of wine first didn't assist my application skills, but as the product is french, it should be understood. of course if we had proper sun on weekends, we wouldn't need the feaux in the first place! where is this sun they speak of....