the does and donts review of July

IN

Taking helicopters to work
Front wrapping cardi's
Small growers champagne
Deciding to not wear makup and wear your second tier fashion but still getting flattering attention from cute men
Face massages
Writing your short story

OUT

Men who repeat your name every 30 seconds
Cockails with a tonne of sugar and fruit juice
Talking about the, you know, incidents with a capital I
The bohemian cowgirl look
Home dermabrasion kits
Writing your novel