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i was attempted mugged last night going to the Westbourne pub as I was walking from Westbourne Park. It was a very frightening experience. It was also an eye open-er. It only takes a few seconds, and your instincts to be out of synch, and bam, all your things are taken. It only makes it worse for me that I don't think I can say "how can someone even do that". Some people rant against the mindset of purpatrator, refusing the believe how anyone could do that. I think that is a wast of time, and also I can see. First of all, here I was, easy mark, walking with prada handbag and looking like i had money. As i was walking to a popular pub, easy bet I had some cash. Here comes Hoodie Youth 1, on his cycle, wizzing past me and grabbing my handbag nonchalantly. Probably trying to look as cool and win some points with Hoodie Youth 2-5, who were loitering in the trees as we walked by. They are poor, stupid, plightless, and angry at the havers when they live the havenot life every day.

This handbag has angels surrounding it. I also almost lost it once in Barcelona. Miraculously, it was found at the nightclub, everything intact.

I think HY 1 did not realise i had my hand entagled in the straps, and thought I would be really simple. He did not use much force. Which is my blessed luck, because he started pulling me with him, and somehow without thinking i jerked my hand and purse back toward me, freed it from his grasp. I also got the satisfaction of saying Fuck Off you Ass Hole. I am shaking just talking about it. The memory is surreal.

Not only have I been saying prayers and thanking my guardian angels, I will be extremely diligent about closing, keepings near my body, and entangling my handbags!! you be carefull too, whether hand- or manbag.

Also, bizzarely I really hope that in ego and testosterone driven frustration from not stealing my purse, that HY 1 does not retaliate on the world by doing something even worse.