29 October 2005

Handbags - younger men that women (aka HGL) use as escorts, or fun-only dates, chosen for their sense of humour, looks, conversational ability and fashion sense. To be purchased each season depending what is in style. After the season is over, time to move on. Let some other girl use the handbag. After all, it is a sort of finishing school for our precious handbags, so no guilt required. Can't be older but could be even one year younger. No specific industry required, just that other women look at you with jealousy. Which isn't nice because if they were your friend, they could share in the love next season...

I need to get me one of these. Autumn is upon us.

compare with Duct Tape Boys. in short, hush, don't say a word, just be. Look like handbags, but without the conversation, humour and maybe even fashion sense. you may have to dress them before venturing into society. or at least members club society. can also be older. usually in media or support services.

At this point, i would not call it settling to find myself a DTB....

happy hunting. i mean, halloween.

4 Comments:

Blogger fb said...

'Arm candy' - the female version.

I learn something everyday.

Am I 'handbag' or duct tape'?

I wonder if I'll ever fall into either category?

3:19 PM  
Blogger lady miss marquise said...

Ooooh yes, handbags and men. Two of my favourite things!

4:56 PM  
Blogger Kate B. said...

sounds perfect to me. You can co-ordinate them with your outfit, throw them away when they get a bit scuffed, and hopefully rely on them to clean themselves... where do I sign up? Only problem is that I've never been keen on younger men...

10:11 PM  
Blogger miss goLondon said...

IAAM, you quickly grasp the concept...mix and match, depending on your mood. however, for me, younger men means men your age sweetie! 26 ish....wait till you get > 30, younger men will seem so great b/c the > 30 male category have baggage, and are whingey....

10:00 AM  

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