can you dance? i can't, but neither can Kylie

when watching female popstars on their videos, you can spot those that have the Moves, and those that don't. Usually because although they want you to not notice the lack of Moves, assisted by glam shots, sexy shots, and other hot bodies through out the video, if you look closely and promise not to be unfocused, you actually see that they are not dancing at all, just posing, and shaking hips. no dancing themselves. they have tons of dancers around them doing it paula abdul style.

so, some actual dancers are - J Lo, who perfects it really. Madonna -madge actually shakes her thang, quite lo. Christina. Even BS...And of course, Beyonce. girl. if i could have 1/10th of her moves people would think i am not solely caucasion. Shakira. actually, she can show JLo some moves.

Can't: Kylie. all she does is moves slowly, showing off her perfect little body. that is it. no dance moves people. Nelly Furtado. all she does is shake her hips and look sultry in the face. The chick who sings on the Angel City songs. no dancin there. And the current ubuiquitous Lily Allen. She so bugs. But i do have respect for her song about LDN. Because she may be 2k4s, but the lyrics rock. I wonder if she wrote them.

ps - i wonder what Nelly Furtado does at dance clubs. before the big but horrid pop hits lauding her ability to devour testosterone in a single bound.